Okay, so I scheme -- I'm in love with Krispy Kreme glazed donuts -- who wouldn't scheme if they were in my shoes?

Exactly how do you go about scheming, Eric? Well, friend, I try to place myself in close proximity to the goods, that's how. Aren't you old enough to be able to get there without scheming? Um... no. It's fun to scheme. Scheme, scheme, scheme.

So, Lindsay and I have met in Maple Grove for lunch twice this week. Incidentally, a brand spanking shiny new Krispy Kreme just opened in Maple Grove last week. *giggle*

Lins and I will meet, eat lunch, chat, the usual stuff, then I'll drive my drooling ass over to the Krispy Kreme shop, with visions of hot off the line donuts melting in my mouth dancing through my head.

Then I'll notice the long line of cars. The insanely long line of cars. The line of cars that stretches all the way around the block line of cars..

Then I'll do a U-Turn and head on back to work, with my hopes completely dashed, but with my waist slightly better off for not having tasted the Nectar of the Gods.

Wait just a second... The Nectar of the Gods is Fantasia's Planet Green juice. Krispy Kreme is not the Nectar of the Gods, America. It must be the Official Snack Food of the Gods, then... Yes. Snack Food. That will do, pig. That'll do.

Proof that I'm not alone in my lust for the Snack Food of the Gods? The new Maple Grove store broke the single week Krispy Kreme sales record.

Yum.

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Spiderman, the movie, is out tonight. I want to go! I want to go!

I'm a reformed comic book dork, so this, friends, tickles my fancy in a big way.

Have a great weekend, all!
Eric